Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Life Is Good

The shirt reads "Life is Good".  In general, I agree with that assessment...except for the times I am forced to watch "the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" on television obviously...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Computer Time

Some days there's nothing good on TV, so I also spend a lot of my time at the computer...mostly trying to figure out how to work the keyboard while being grabbed like this...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Close Up

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."  If you get that reference, then let me say how great it is to meet another "old person" on the Internet!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Ass Next Door

The neighbor who lives behind me is a real "ass", as you can see in this picture (and "no", these horrible puns are NOT going to get any better!).

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hot Rod

"Big Timmy" is a huge wrestling fan.  One of his favorite wrestlers is "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. That's Roddy's T-shirt you see in these pictures. You can imagine how disappointed I was when I figured out that "Hot Rod" was not in reference to me!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hanging Around

As a male dick, I spend a lot of my time just “hanging around”.  I know that probably seems like a stupid joke to you, but it's actually considered quite hilarious to us dicks!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Introduction

Hi there!  My name is “Timmy”.  I’m a dick.  Here’s my picture.  See that the sign is pointing to me?  My human to whom I’m forever attached to is also called “Timmy”.  He also gets called “a dick” a lot.  So it can be difficult at times to tell which one of us people are talking to.  For purposes of this blog, I (the penis) will be called "Little Timmy" and my human will be called "Big Timmy".

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