Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Happy New Year

Have a happy New Year!  Or is it "Nude Year"?

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Year's Resolution

Our New Year's resolution for this year is to spend more time relaxing in bed...

And focusing more on "Little Timmy"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Merry XXX-Mas

Merry XXX-Mas from both "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy"!

We just need to add a bow if we are going to be someone's present this year...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 3

...once again it looks like "Big Timmy" couldn't wait until Christmas to open his gifts.  At least we got the new towels that we asked for!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 2

...or maybe instead of asking for new towels, we should ask Santa to see if he can get our water turned back on.  "Big Timmy" has a hard time remembering to pay the bills around here...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time

This Christmas, we need to ask for some bigger towels.  It's taking way too long to dry off after taking a bath...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Party Time

We invited all our neighbors over for a party this weekend.  We waited around by the front porch for hours to greet people, but nobody ever showed up...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Thanksgiving Preparations

Every year at Thanksgiving we always eat too much until we can't move and our pants don't fit anymore.  In preparation for this Thanksgiving Day, we've been doing a lot of sitting around on the couch with our pants off...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Veteran's Day

A "show of arms" in honor of Veteran's Day today.  As usual, "Big Timmy" feels the need to show more than just "arms"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Bike

It's very important to start each day off with a good amount of exercise.  It's also very important to follow gym rules and wipe off the bike seat after use for the next person...especially if you aren't going to wear pants!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Job Interview

Well..."Big Timmy" didn't get the job that he was interviewing for.  Looks like he forgot one important rule..."don't try to sleep with your boss until AFTER you've been hired"!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Daylight Savings

Someone told us we're supposed to "set our cocks back one hour" this weekend, so we've been trying to figure out how to do that.  On an unrelated note, I think "Big Timmy" is starting to lose his hearing...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Parking Garage

Does anybody remember where we parked?  And does anybody also remember where "Big Timmy" was keeping his car keys?

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Monkey Wrench

Making some slight adjustments...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Clothespins

Helpful hint:  when hanging your laundry to dry, this makes for an ideal place to store your clothespins until you are ready for them!  The more you know...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Choking Part 2

...and those budget cuts for "choking" goes for "Little Timmy" as well.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Choking It

The economy's been so bad lately, we've had to make some cut-backs and start doing things for ourselves.  For instance, "Big Timmy" can't even afford to pay somebody to choke him anymore...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Blue Balls

We've got "blue balls"...and we've also now officially reached a new low with our horrible puns...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Surfing Bored

Summer is officially over.  I guess we'll have to wait a whole year before getting back on the beach with our boogieboard.  Not because of the temperature outside, but because that's when we'll get out of prison for "surfing in the nude"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Labor Day

We decided to wear our new shirt to celebrate Labor Day.  Ok...I realize this shirt doesn't have anything to do with Labor Day, but, to be fair, what the heck outfit WOULD make sense for Labor Day?!?!?

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Good Side Part 2

This CAN'T be our good side.  You can only see "Big Timmy" in this picture!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Good Side

Some people tell us this is our "good side"...but I'm still undecided...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Inch By Inch

Ok.  There might have been a little cheating with this measurement attempt...but is it any worse of a scandal than "Deflategate"?!?!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Stretch Pants

Let me outta these stretch pants!  I can't breathe!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Headaches

We both have headaches today.  "Big Timmy" has a head-cold, and my head is achy from "Big Timmy" over-stimulating me...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Wine Tasting

When we have too much wine, we also tend to do this a lot...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Wine Lover

When we drink too much wine, our pants seem to fall down way too easily!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Morning Stretch

But it's always nice to finally get up and stretch out...and I appreciate that "Big Timmy" isn't really into the "wearing pants" thing...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bed Selfie

Some days it's nice to stay in bed and sleep in late...and those days are Monday through Sunday. Unemployment agrees with our lifestyle...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Massage Therapy

"Big Timmy" is trying his "hand" in the massage business here in the Charleston area.  So far, no clients...but he spends a lot of time practicing his "massage technique"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hotel Fun Part 2

We had a great stay at the hotel!   For the record, any stains they find on the sheets were already there when we checked in...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hotel Fun

We got to spend the weekend at a local "bed and breakfast" inn.  As you can see, we did more "bed" than "breakfast"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Headphones

When I said "turn it up", I was talking about the music, not...oh never mind...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Workout

It's important to work out all your muscles each day...especially the "love muscle"!!!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Nudist Trail

It was a good day to get out on a hike yesterday.  We only ran into a few fellow hikers on our walk.  They must have been in a hurry, because they ran away pretty fast when we came by.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Road Trip

We went on a road trip this past weekend.  As you can see, we didn't wear our seat belt.  In addition, we committed five other "moving violations".  See if you can guess them all!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Fourth of July Fireworks

In honor of the Fourth of July, "Big Timmy" has decided to treat me like a "Roman Candle" firework all weekend long...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Magic Mike XXL

We also had no luck with our screen test for the new "Magic Mike XXL" movie.  That might have something to do with the fact that the only dance move we know is "the Electric Slide".  Also, they told us we were more "L" than "XXL"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Licking Good

We decided to stay in for dinner tonight instead.  Some say it kind of tastes like chicken...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Black Tie Affair

We're going out to a restaurant that requires a black tie.  I hate dress codes, but I guess we have to obey the rules.  Looks like we're ready to head out now...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Model

I don't mind posing for long periods while people take these pictures.  It's even better when it's hot outside because we would most likely just be sitting around naked anyway...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Star Wars

"Big Timmy" is a huge fan of Star Wars.  He likes to pretend that he's a jedi knight and that I'm his lightsaber.  I guess he's pretending to be Mace Windu, since this "lightsaber" is starting to look really purple...

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