Monday, October 1, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Conclusion

This concludes the Dick's Story blog.  Our apologies to anyone who suffered trauma from reading this awful humor!!!

If you want more punishment, check my new blog dedicated to Stoya...coming soon!
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Saturday, September 22, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Safe Word

"Big Timmy" has been taking a lot of punishment in bed lately.  But, he still hasn't used his "safe word".  Unless he changed it to "Mmmmph! Mmmmph! Mmmmph!" and didn't tell anybody...

It looks like "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy" are passing out from the pain.  We have just enough time for one final post before we expire...

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Friday, September 21, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Boss

Although it's true that "my boss" is a dominatrix who handcuffs "Big Timmy", whips us, and keeps us locked in the basement cellar...she also offers a surprisingly good dental plan.

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Thursday, September 20, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Stoya: Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn

Here is my review of the new book "Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn" by Stoya:

It focuses a little more on the "philosophy" and "pussycats" than I was hoping for...but otherwise, it was a GREAT read!!!

(Just kidding...it is chock FULL of "porn" too!  Fooled you!!!)

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Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pump

I'm not sure what makes me happier:  that my new vacuum pump came in the mail today, or that I needed to get a new vacuum pump because I cracked the last one while using it.  Pretty certain it's the second thing, though...

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Monday, September 3, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Netflix and Chill

We're all ready to "Netflix and Chill".  Wait..."Stranger Things" doesn't come back on until WHEN?!?!  Maybe we should have checked on that before we got comfortable...

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Friday, August 31, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Red Collar

We bought a new red collar this past weekend.  I wonder if that means we're going for a walk outside?  Now, where did we put our leash???

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Friday, July 13, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Suntan

"Big Timmy" has been sunbathing every day this month.  Even though he wears a swimsuit when he tans, he still uses a half of a bottle of suntan lotion only on me and rubs it in for at least 30 minutes...

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Me Time


"Big Timmy" has been in too many posts lately.  Today I'm taking some "me time" and posting just yours truly...

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Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Chef

"Big Timmy" is not a very good chef.  For one thing, he is unable to follow simple cooking directions.  For another, I'm getting burnt to a crisp next to these hot burners...

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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hump Day

One of our favorite days of the week is Wednesday...because it's also known as "Hump Day".  Now we just need to find something around the house to "hump"...

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Monday, December 18, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Eating In


"Big Timmy" likes to dress up when we eat-in for dinner.  But he might be overdoing it because all we ever eat at home is Hamburger Helper.

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pillow

I just got a new pillow to keep me company at night!  My old pillow did not take the news that I was "dumping it" very well...

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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Third Eye Wide Shut

We learned something new today:  when you get invited to an "Eyes Wide Shut"-style masked orgy, they really don't want you carrying around a little sign pointing out who you actually are!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Payday

Today was payday!  We've come along way from the days when we were paid only in loose change!

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Monday, March 6, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Crutches

We're using crutches until I can recover from the bad sprain "Big Timmy" inflicted on me last weekend.  I guess I should be happy he didn't break me this time, because wearing a cast down there is just silly looking.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Perverted

I'm starting to suspect that "Big Timmy" is a pervert.  I've never actually seen him wear this coat in the rain.  He just puts it on when he wants to "flash" me around town...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Pump It Up


 
I'm getting "pumped up" for the start of Spring!

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Year's Resolution


Our New Year's resolution for this year is to spend more time relaxing in bed...

And focusing more on "Little Timmy"...



Thursday, December 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Merry XXX-Mas


Merry XXX-Mas from both "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy"!

We just need to add a bow if we are going to be someone's present this year...




Monday, December 21, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Birthday Wish


It was our birthday last week, and once again our birthday wish did NOT come true...which is to become 3 inches bigger...

Monday, December 14, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hardwood Floor


I'm having trouble thinking up a theme for this Monday's post, but something is telling me to use the words "hard" and/or "wood" in it somewhere...


Friday, December 11, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 4


We just remembered that we asked for GREEN towels.  I wonder if we can do a gift return.  I also wonder if we can return towels AFTER they have been used...


Monday, December 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 3


...once again it looks like "Big Timmy" couldn't wait until Christmas to open his gifts.  At least we got the new towels that we asked for!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 2


...or maybe instead of asking for new towels, we should ask Santa to see if he can get our water turned back on.  "Big Timmy" has a hard time remembering to pay the bills around here...

Monday, November 30, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Party Time





We invited all our neighbors over for a party this weekend.  We waited around by the front porch for hours to greet people, but nobody ever showed up...




Thursday, November 19, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Thanksgiving Preparations

Every year at Thanksgiving we always eat too much until we can't move and our pants don't fit anymore.  In preparation for this Thanksgiving Day, we've been doing a lot of sitting around on the couch with our pants off...

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Monday, November 16, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Fireplace Safety

Now that the weather is getting cooler, it's about time to review our "fireplace safety tips" for the year.  Tip #1: always maintain a safe distance away from a fireplace when it's in use.



Tip #2: make sure to always remember Tip #1...because we really, REALLY don't want to get burned again...

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Veteran's Day


A "show of arms" in honor of Veteran's Day today.  As usual, "Big Timmy" feels the need to show more than just "arms"...



Monday, November 9, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Bike


It's very important to start each day off with a good amount of exercise.  It's also very important to follow gym rules and wipe off the bike seat after use for the next person...especially if you aren't going to wear pants!


Friday, November 6, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Job Interview

Well..."Big Timmy" didn't get the job that he was interviewing for.  Looks like he forgot one important rule..."don't try to sleep with your boss until AFTER you've been hired"!


Friday, October 30, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Daylight Savings


Someone told us we're supposed to "set our cocks back one hour" this weekend, so we've been trying to figure out how to do that.  On an unrelated note, I think "Big Timmy" is starting to lose his hearing...


Friday, October 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Parking Garage



Does anybody remember where we parked?  And does anybody also remember where "Big Timmy" was keeping his car keys?

Friday, October 16, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Clothespins


Helpful hint:  when hanging your laundry to dry, this makes for an ideal place to store your clothespins until you are ready for them!  The more you know...


Monday, October 12, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Choking It


The economy's been so bad lately, we've had to make some cut-backs and start doing things for ourselves.  For instance, "Big Timmy" can't even afford to pay somebody to choke him anymore...


Friday, October 2, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Cruise Part 3


We didn't get lucky until the last day of the cruise...which probably had a lot to do with those sexy tan lines on Big Timmy's legs!

Gotta go!  It looks like the boat is trying to leave without us!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Cruise Part 2

 


The rooms on a Carnival Cruise are pretty nice, as you can see from this picture...

However, I'm starting to question their destination choices...