Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Las Vegas Magic

"Big Timmy" also started working as a part-time magician to pay the bills here in Las Vegas.  I sure hope he picks someone else besides me to be his "magician's assistant", because one of his acts is to saw his assistant in half, and I am not cool with that...

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Saturday, November 7, 2020

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Big Cock

For today's puzzle, try to find all of the "cocks" in this picture...Did you find all 3?  Yes, "Big Timmy" counts since he is constantly being called a "cock-head"...

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Underwear Model Part 3

 

Now that we're off to a great start with our new career as an underwear model, we might want to look into buying a second pair of underwear at some point in the future...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Underwear Model Part 2



Being an underwear model is hard work.  Many times "Big Timmy" has to force me to come out for our picture shoots...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Underwear Model Part 1


We moved to Las Vegas because "Big Timmy" is trying a new career as an underwear model.  I'm pleasantly surprised at how "Fruit of the Loom" underwear has become more "risque" in recent years...

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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Hat


We got a new hat to celebrate our move from Charleston to Las Vegas!   "Big Timmy" is not very creative when it comes to "celebrating"...

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Friday, September 21, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Boss

Although it's true that "my boss" is a dominatrix who handcuffs "Big Timmy", whips us, and keeps us locked in the basement cellar...she also offers a surprisingly good dental plan.

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Thursday, September 20, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Stoya: Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn

Here is my review of the new book "Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn" by Stoya:

It focuses a little more on the "philosophy" and "pussycats" than I was hoping for...but otherwise, it was a GREAT read!!!

(Just kidding...it is chock FULL of "porn" too!  Fooled you!!!)

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Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pump

I'm not sure what makes me happier:  that my new vacuum pump came in the mail today, or that I needed to get a new vacuum pump because I cracked the last one while using it.  Pretty certain it's the second thing, though...

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Chef

"Big Timmy" is not a very good chef.  For one thing, he is unable to follow simple cooking directions.  For another, I'm getting burnt to a crisp next to these hot burners...

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Monday, December 18, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Eating In


"Big Timmy" likes to dress up when we eat-in for dinner.  But he might be overdoing it because all we ever eat at home is Hamburger Helper.

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Monday, July 3, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Spa Day

I've been spending a lot of time relaxing at the local spa lately.  People tell me I look ten years younger...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hiding Out

I'm starting to wonder if we're on the run from the law.  Every time someone comes to the front door, I have to be "hidden away"...

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pillow

I just got a new pillow to keep me company at night!  My old pillow did not take the news that I was "dumping it" very well...

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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Third Eye Wide Shut

We learned something new today:  when you get invited to an "Eyes Wide Shut"-style masked orgy, they really don't want you carrying around a little sign pointing out who you actually are!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Payday

Today was payday!  We've come along way from the days when we were paid only in loose change!

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Monday, March 6, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Crutches

We're using crutches until I can recover from the bad sprain "Big Timmy" inflicted on me last weekend.  I guess I should be happy he didn't break me this time, because wearing a cast down there is just silly looking.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Perverted

I'm starting to suspect that "Big Timmy" is a pervert.  I've never actually seen him wear this coat in the rain.  He just puts it on when he wants to "flash" me around town...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Pump It Up


 
I'm getting "pumped up" for the start of Spring!

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Merry XXX-Mas


Merry XXX-Mas from both "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy"!

We just need to add a bow if we are going to be someone's present this year...




Monday, December 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 3


...once again it looks like "Big Timmy" couldn't wait until Christmas to open his gifts.  At least we got the new towels that we asked for!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 2


...or maybe instead of asking for new towels, we should ask Santa to see if he can get our water turned back on.  "Big Timmy" has a hard time remembering to pay the bills around here...

Monday, November 30, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Party Time





We invited all our neighbors over for a party this weekend.  We waited around by the front porch for hours to greet people, but nobody ever showed up...




Thursday, November 19, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Thanksgiving Preparations

Every year at Thanksgiving we always eat too much until we can't move and our pants don't fit anymore.  In preparation for this Thanksgiving Day, we've been doing a lot of sitting around on the couch with our pants off...

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Veteran's Day


A "show of arms" in honor of Veteran's Day today.  As usual, "Big Timmy" feels the need to show more than just "arms"...



Monday, November 9, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Bike


It's very important to start each day off with a good amount of exercise.  It's also very important to follow gym rules and wipe off the bike seat after use for the next person...especially if you aren't going to wear pants!


Friday, November 6, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Job Interview

Well..."Big Timmy" didn't get the job that he was interviewing for.  Looks like he forgot one important rule..."don't try to sleep with your boss until AFTER you've been hired"!


Friday, October 30, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Daylight Savings


Someone told us we're supposed to "set our cocks back one hour" this weekend, so we've been trying to figure out how to do that.  On an unrelated note, I think "Big Timmy" is starting to lose his hearing...


Friday, October 23, 2015

Friday, October 16, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Clothespins


Helpful hint:  when hanging your laundry to dry, this makes for an ideal place to store your clothespins until you are ready for them!  The more you know...


Monday, October 12, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Choking It


The economy's been so bad lately, we've had to make some cut-backs and start doing things for ourselves.  For instance, "Big Timmy" can't even afford to pay somebody to choke him anymore...


Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Monday, September 14, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Surfing Bored


Summer is officially over.  I guess we'll have to wait a whole year before getting back on the beach with our boogieboard.  Not because of the temperature outside, but because that's when we'll get out of prison for "surfing in the nude"...


Monday, September 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Labor Day


We decided to wear our new shirt to celebrate Labor Day.  Ok...I realize this shirt doesn't have anything to do with Labor Day, but, to be fair, what the heck outfit WOULD make sense for Labor Day?!?!?


Monday, August 31, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Inch By Inch


Ok.  There might have been a little cheating with this measurement attempt...but is it any worse of a scandal than "Deflategate"?!?!

Monday, August 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Headaches


We both have headaches today.  "Big Timmy" has a head-cold, and my head is achy from "Big Timmy" over-stimulating me...