This concludes the Dick's Story blog. Our apologies to anyone who suffered trauma from reading this awful humor!!!
If you want more punishment, check my new blog dedicated to Stoya...coming soon!
Monday, October 1, 2018
Saturday, September 22, 2018
It looks like "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy" are passing out from the pain. We have just enough time for one final post before we expire...
Friday, September 21, 2018
Thursday, September 20, 2018
It focuses a little more on the "philosophy" and "pussycats" than I was hoping for...but otherwise, it was a GREAT read!!!
(Just kidding...it is chock FULL of "porn" too! Fooled you!!!)
Wednesday, September 5, 2018
Monday, September 3, 2018
Friday, August 31, 2018
Friday, July 13, 2018
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Wednesday, April 25, 2018
Monday, December 18, 2017
Monday, July 3, 2017
Thursday, June 29, 2017
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Monday, March 6, 2017
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Monday, December 28, 2015
Our New Year's resolution for this year is to spend more time relaxing in bed...
And focusing more on "Little Timmy"...
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Merry XXX-Mas from both "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy"!
We just need to add a bow if we are going to be someone's present this year...
Monday, December 21, 2015
It was our birthday last week, and once again our birthday wish did NOT come true...which is to become 3 inches bigger...
Monday, December 14, 2015
I'm having trouble thinking up a theme for this Monday's post, but something is telling me to use the words "hard" and/or "wood" in it somewhere...
Friday, December 11, 2015
We just remembered that we asked for GREEN towels. I wonder if we can do a gift return. I also wonder if we can return towels AFTER they have been used...
Monday, December 7, 2015
...once again it looks like "Big Timmy" couldn't wait until Christmas to open his gifts. At least we got the new towels that we asked for!
Friday, December 4, 2015
...or maybe instead of asking for new towels, we should ask Santa to see if he can get our water turned back on. "Big Timmy" has a hard time remembering to pay the bills around here...
Monday, November 30, 2015
This Christmas, we need to ask for some bigger towels. It's taking way too long to dry off after taking a bath...
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Have a Happy Thanksgiving...no matter if you're having a big turkey feast, or something as simple as a "wiener"!!!
Monday, November 23, 2015
We invited all our neighbors over for a party this weekend. We waited around by the front porch for hours to greet people, but nobody ever showed up...
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Every year at Thanksgiving we always eat too much until we can't move and our pants don't fit anymore. In preparation for this Thanksgiving Day, we've been doing a lot of sitting around on the couch with our pants off...
Monday, November 16, 2015
Now that the weather is getting cooler, it's about time to review our "fireplace safety tips" for the year. Tip #1: always maintain a safe distance away from a fireplace when it's in use.
Tip #2: make sure to always remember Tip #1...because we really, REALLY don't want to get burned again...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
A "show of arms" in honor of Veteran's Day today. As usual, "Big Timmy" feels the need to show more than just "arms"...
Monday, November 9, 2015
It's very important to start each day off with a good amount of exercise. It's also very important to follow gym rules and wipe off the bike seat after use for the next person...especially if you aren't going to wear pants!
Friday, November 6, 2015
Friday, October 30, 2015
Someone told us we're supposed to "set our cocks back one hour" this weekend, so we've been trying to figure out how to do that. On an unrelated note, I think "Big Timmy" is starting to lose his hearing...
Monday, October 26, 2015
Friday, October 23, 2015
Does anybody remember where we parked? And does anybody also remember where "Big Timmy" was keeping his car keys?
Monday, October 19, 2015
Friday, October 16, 2015
Helpful hint: when hanging your laundry to dry, this makes for an ideal place to store your clothespins until you are ready for them! The more you know...
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Monday, October 12, 2015
The economy's been so bad lately, we've had to make some cut-backs and start doing things for ourselves. For instance, "Big Timmy" can't even afford to pay somebody to choke him anymore...
Friday, October 2, 2015
We didn't get lucky until the last day of the cruise...which probably had a lot to do with those sexy tan lines on Big Timmy's legs!
Gotta go! It looks like the boat is trying to leave without us!
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
The rooms on a Carnival Cruise are pretty nice, as you can see from this picture...
However, I'm starting to question their destination choices...