Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Conclusion

This concludes the Dick's Story blog.  Our apologies to anyone who suffered trauma from reading this awful humor!!!

If you want more punishment, check my new blog dedicated to Stoya...coming soon!
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Monday, October 1, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Jacket

We can't wait for winter to end so that we don't have to put on a stupid jacket every time we want to go outside!


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Friday, September 21, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Boss

Although it's true that "my boss" is a dominatrix who handcuffs "Big Timmy", whips us, and keeps us locked in the basement cellar...she also offers a surprisingly good dental plan.

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Thursday, September 20, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Stoya: Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn

Here is my review of the new book "Philosophy, Pussycats, & Porn" by Stoya:

It focuses a little more on the "philosophy" and "pussycats" than I was hoping for...but otherwise, it was a GREAT read!!!

(Just kidding...it is chock FULL of "porn" too!  Fooled you!!!)

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Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pump

I'm not sure what makes me happier:  that my new vacuum pump came in the mail today, or that I needed to get a new vacuum pump because I cracked the last one while using it.  Pretty certain it's the second thing, though...

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Me Time


"Big Timmy" has been in too many posts lately.  Today I'm taking some "me time" and posting just yours truly...

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Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Chef

"Big Timmy" is not a very good chef.  For one thing, he is unable to follow simple cooking directions.  For another, I'm getting burnt to a crisp next to these hot burners...

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Monday, December 18, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Eating In


"Big Timmy" likes to dress up when we eat-in for dinner.  But he might be overdoing it because all we ever eat at home is Hamburger Helper.

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Monday, July 3, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Spa Day

I've been spending a lot of time relaxing at the local spa lately.  People tell me I look ten years younger...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hiding Out

I'm starting to wonder if we're on the run from the law.  Every time someone comes to the front door, I have to be "hidden away"...

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Pillow

I just got a new pillow to keep me company at night!  My old pillow did not take the news that I was "dumping it" very well...

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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Third Eye Wide Shut

We learned something new today:  when you get invited to an "Eyes Wide Shut"-style masked orgy, they really don't want you carrying around a little sign pointing out who you actually are!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Payday

Today was payday!  We've come along way from the days when we were paid only in loose change!

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Monday, March 6, 2017

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Crutches

We're using crutches until I can recover from the bad sprain "Big Timmy" inflicted on me last weekend.  I guess I should be happy he didn't break me this time, because wearing a cast down there is just silly looking.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Perverted

I'm starting to suspect that "Big Timmy" is a pervert.  I've never actually seen him wear this coat in the rain.  He just puts it on when he wants to "flash" me around town...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Pump It Up


 
I'm getting "pumped up" for the start of Spring!

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - New Year's Resolution


Our New Year's resolution for this year is to spend more time relaxing in bed...

And focusing more on "Little Timmy"...



Thursday, December 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Merry XXX-Mas


Merry XXX-Mas from both "Big Timmy" and "Little Timmy"!

We just need to add a bow if we are going to be someone's present this year...




Monday, December 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 3


...once again it looks like "Big Timmy" couldn't wait until Christmas to open his gifts.  At least we got the new towels that we asked for!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bath Time Part 2


...or maybe instead of asking for new towels, we should ask Santa to see if he can get our water turned back on.  "Big Timmy" has a hard time remembering to pay the bills around here...

Monday, November 30, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Bath Time


This Christmas, we need to ask for some bigger towels.  It's taking way too long to dry off after taking a bath...


Monday, November 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Party Time





We invited all our neighbors over for a party this weekend.  We waited around by the front porch for hours to greet people, but nobody ever showed up...




Thursday, November 19, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Thanksgiving Preparations

Every year at Thanksgiving we always eat too much until we can't move and our pants don't fit anymore.  In preparation for this Thanksgiving Day, we've been doing a lot of sitting around on the couch with our pants off...

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Veteran's Day


A "show of arms" in honor of Veteran's Day today.  As usual, "Big Timmy" feels the need to show more than just "arms"...



Monday, November 9, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Bike


It's very important to start each day off with a good amount of exercise.  It's also very important to follow gym rules and wipe off the bike seat after use for the next person...especially if you aren't going to wear pants!


Friday, November 6, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Job Interview

Well..."Big Timmy" didn't get the job that he was interviewing for.  Looks like he forgot one important rule..."don't try to sleep with your boss until AFTER you've been hired"!


Friday, October 30, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Daylight Savings


Someone told us we're supposed to "set our cocks back one hour" this weekend, so we've been trying to figure out how to do that.  On an unrelated note, I think "Big Timmy" is starting to lose his hearing...


Friday, October 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Parking Garage



Does anybody remember where we parked?  And does anybody also remember where "Big Timmy" was keeping his car keys?

Friday, October 16, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Clothespins


Helpful hint:  when hanging your laundry to dry, this makes for an ideal place to store your clothespins until you are ready for them!  The more you know...


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Monday, October 12, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Choking It


The economy's been so bad lately, we've had to make some cut-backs and start doing things for ourselves.  For instance, "Big Timmy" can't even afford to pay somebody to choke him anymore...


Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Blue Balls



We've got "blue balls"...and we've also now officially reached a new low with our horrible puns...


Monday, September 14, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Surfing


Summer is officially over.  I guess we'll have to wait a whole year before getting back on the beach with our boogieboard.  Not because of the temperature outside, but because that's when we'll get out of prison for "surfing in the nude"...


Monday, September 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Labor Day


We decided to wear our new shirt to celebrate Labor Day.  Ok...I realize this shirt doesn't have anything to do with Labor Day, but, to be fair, what the heck outfit WOULD make sense for Labor Day?!?!?


Friday, September 4, 2015

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Monday, August 31, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Inch By Inch


Ok.  There might have been a little cheating with this measurement attempt...but is it any worse of a scandal than "Deflategate"?!?!

Monday, August 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Headaches


We both have headaches today.  "Big Timmy" has a head-cold, and my head is achy from "Big Timmy" over-stimulating me...

Friday, August 21, 2015

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Morning Stretch



But it's always nice to finally get up and stretch out...and I appreciate that "Big Timmy" isn't really into the "wearing pants" thing...

Monday, August 10, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bed Selfie


Some days it's nice to stay in bed and sleep in late...and those days are Monday through Sunday. Unemployment agrees with our lifestyle...


Monday, August 3, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Massage


"Big Timmy" is trying his "hand" in the massage business here in the Charleston area.  So far, no clients...but he spends a lot of time practicing his "massage technique"...

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Hotel Fun Part 2



We had a great stay at the hotel!   For the record, any stains they find on the sheets were already there when we checked in...

Monday, July 27, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Charleston Hotel Fun


We got to spend the weekend at a local "bed and breakfast" inn.  As you can see, we did more "bed" than "breakfast"...