Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Morning Stretch



But it's always nice to finally get up and stretch out...and I appreciate that "Big Timmy" isn't really into the "wearing pants" thing...

Monday, August 10, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Bed Selfie


Some days it's nice to stay in bed and sleep in late...and those days are Monday through Sunday. Unemployment agrees with our lifestyle...


Monday, August 3, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Massage Therapy


"Big Timmy" is trying his "hand" in the massage business here in the Charleston area.  So far, no clients...but he spends a lot of time practicing his "massage technique"...

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hotel Fun Part 2



We had a great stay at the hotel!   For the record, any stains they find on the sheets were already there when we checked in...

Monday, July 27, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hotel Fun


We got to spend the weekend at a local "bed and breakfast" inn.  As you can see, we did more "bed" than "breakfast"...


Friday, July 10, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Nudist Trail


It was a good day to get out on a hike yesterday.  We only ran into a few fellow hikers on our walk.  They must have been in a hurry, because they ran away pretty fast when we came by.


Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Road Trip


We went on a road trip this past weekend.  As you can see, we didn't wear our seat belt.  In addition, we committed five other "moving violations".  See if you can guess them all!


Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Magic Mike XXL



We also had no luck with our screen test for the new "Magic Mike XXL" movie.  That might have something to do with the fact that the only dance move we know is "the Electric Slide".  Also, they told us we were more "L" than "XXL"...


Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Black Tie Affair


We're going out to a restaurant that requires a black tie.  I hate dress codes, but I guess we have to obey the rules.  Looks like we're ready to head out now...

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Model


I don't mind posing for long periods while people take these pictures.  It's even better when it's hot outside because we would most likely just be sitting around naked anyway...


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Star Wars


"Big Timmy" is a huge fan of Star Wars.  He likes to pretend that he's a jedi knight and that I'm his lightsaber.  I guess he's pretending to be Mace Windu, since this "lightsaber" is starting to look really purple...

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hot and Sweaty


Great!  Now we're all sweaty.  Not only was it hot outside today, "Big Timmy" forgot that he has no idea how to play tennis...


Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Tennis


Another one of our favorite outdoor activities down here in Charleston is to play tennis.  We have the racquet, so I guess we're ready to go out and play!


Friday, April 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Life Is Good


The shirt reads "Life is Good".  In general, I agree with that assessment...except for the times I am forced to watch "the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" on television obviously...



Monday, April 20, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Computer Time


Some days there's nothing good on TV, so I also spend a lot of my time at the computer...mostly trying to figure out how to work the keyboard while being grabbed like this...

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Friday, April 17, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Close Up

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."  If you get that reference, then let me say how great it is to meet another "old person" on the Internet!

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Ass Next Door


The neighbor who lives behind me is a real "ass", as you can see in this picture (and "no", these horrible puns are NOT going to get any better!).

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hot Rod





"Big Timmy" is a huge wrestling fan.  One of his favorite wrestlers is "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. That's Roddy's T-shirt you see in these pictures. You can imagine how disappointed I was when I figured out that "Hot Rod" was not in reference to me!

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hanging Around



As a male dick, I spend a lot of my time just “hanging around”.  I know that probably seems like a stupid joke to you, but it's actually considered quite hilarious to us dicks!

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Monday, February 23, 2015

Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Introduction




Hi there!  My name is “Timmy”.  I’m a dick.  Here’s my picture.  See that the sign is pointing to me?  My human to whom I’m forever attached to is also called “Timmy”.  He also gets called “a dick” a lot.  So it can be difficult at times to tell which one of us people are talking to.  For purposes of this blog, I (the penis) will be called "Little Timmy" and my human will be called "Big Timmy".

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