Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Gym Workout

It's important to work out all your muscles each day...especially the "love muscle"!!!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Nudist Trail

It was a good day to get out on a hike yesterday.  We only ran into a few fellow hikers on our walk.  They must have been in a hurry, because they ran away pretty fast when we came by.

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Road Trip

We went on a road trip this past weekend.  As you can see, we didn't wear our seat belt.  In addition, we committed five other "moving violations".  See if you can guess them all!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Fourth of July Fireworks

In honor of the Fourth of July, "Big Timmy" has decided to treat me like a "Roman Candle" firework all weekend long...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Magic Mike XXL

We also had no luck with our screen test for the new "Magic Mike XXL" movie.  That might have something to do with the fact that the only dance move we know is "the Electric Slide".  Also, they told us we were more "L" than "XXL"...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Licking Good

We decided to stay in for dinner tonight instead.  Some say it kind of tastes like chicken...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Black Tie Affair

We're going out to a restaurant that requires a black tie.  I hate dress codes, but I guess we have to obey the rules.  Looks like we're ready to head out now...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Model

I don't mind posing for long periods while people take these pictures.  It's even better when it's hot outside because we would most likely just be sitting around naked anyway...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Star Wars

"Big Timmy" is a huge fan of Star Wars.  He likes to pretend that he's a jedi knight and that I'm his lightsaber.  I guess he's pretending to be Mace Windu, since this "lightsaber" is starting to look really purple...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hot and Sweaty

Great!  Now we're all sweaty.  Not only was it hot outside today, "Big Timmy" forgot that he has no idea how to play tennis...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Tennis

Another one of our favorite outdoor activities down here in Charleston is to play tennis.  We have the racquet, so I guess we're ready to go out and play!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Life Is Good

The shirt reads "Life is Good".  In general, I agree with that assessment...except for the times I am forced to watch "the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" on television obviously...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Computer Time

Some days there's nothing good on TV, so I also spend a lot of my time at the computer...mostly trying to figure out how to work the keyboard while being grabbed like this...

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Close Up

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."  If you get that reference, then let me say how great it is to meet another "old person" on the Internet!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - The Ass Next Door

The neighbor who lives behind me is a real "ass", as you can see in this picture (and "no", these horrible puns are NOT going to get any better!).

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hot Rod

"Big Timmy" is a huge wrestling fan.  One of his favorite wrestlers is "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. That's Roddy's T-shirt you see in these pictures. You can imagine how disappointed I was when I figured out that "Hot Rod" was not in reference to me!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Hanging Around

As a male dick, I spend a lot of my time just “hanging around”.  I know that probably seems like a stupid joke to you, but it's actually considered quite hilarious to us dicks!

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Dick's Story - Male Nude Pic Blog Entry - Introduction

Hi there!  My name is “Timmy”.  I’m a dick.  Here’s my picture.  See that the sign is pointing to me?  My human to whom I’m forever attached to is also called “Timmy”.  He also gets called “a dick” a lot.  So it can be difficult at times to tell which one of us people are talking to.  For purposes of this blog, I (the penis) will be called "Little Timmy" and my human will be called "Big Timmy".

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